Aaron Pantona is infuriating. Harranof The Border Tribe is congenial. (Also their names rhyme!) One night, a long time ago, Harran gave Aaron a bottle of whiskey and they got very drunk. Aaron’s been hooked on the stuff ever since.

Pantona grows lemons (as previously discussed.) If ONLY, there was a drink that combined whiskey and lemons!

Enter The Whiskey Sour. Usually made with Bourbon, I prefer it with Irish Whiskey, because I don’t like Bourbon at all and I love Irish Whiskey.

The Actual Drink

2 oz Irish Whiskey
1 oz Lemon Juice
1/2 oz Simple Syrup
1/2 oz Egg White

Add ingredients to shaker and shake dry (without ice) for about 30 seconds. Then add ice and shake until chilled. Strain into a coupe glass

Drink in good humor and deal with it that the fourteen year old girl can hold her liquor even when you can’t.